Why, yes dear: I am trying to make you fat

If you are going to define fat as anything more than a minimum biologically sustainable body fat percentage, yes.

If fat is what you feel you deserve to feel standing at the magazine rack, yes.

If fat is shorter than 5'11" and over a size 3, yes.

If you call it fat to be hungry and then eat food that satisfies you, hell yes.

If fat is what your DNA has uniquely designed just for you, you're right.

If fat is what I am, and most of the healthy adults you know are, yes, I am trying to make you fat.

You can call it what you like. I call it alive, whole, beautiful, and at peace.